TWO GREAT WAYS TO BE A MAN.

1. The "Defend Your Space" WebSpot^®
Blast her stuff out of your bachelor pad before it kills you. Requires guts, above average hand-eye coordination and the Shockwave plug-in.

2. The "Alibi Generator" WebSpot
You've got more important things to do than ________(fill in the blank) with the little lady. Here's help coming up with believable excuses you can use again and again. No plug-ins required!